Walkie Talkies

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

As we get older, we become more honest and don’t have the patience for pointless drama……….

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin