The names of things……

When I fill out a form and come to the section “Who should be contacted in the event of an emergency?” I generally put “Doctor”

The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is “uncopyrightable”.

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. Stephen Wright

“My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.”   Ashleigh Brilliant  (1933 -)