Uncopyrightable

When I fill out a form and come to the section “Who should be contacted in the event of an emergency?” I generally put “Doctor”

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

As we get older, we become more honest and don’t have the patience for pointless drama……….