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“I like to play poker with politicians. They’re easy to beat. Sometimes in poker it’s smarter to lose with a winning hand so that you can win later with a losing hand. Politicians can’t accept that.” Havana (1990)

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a “Friday the 13th.”

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin

“Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.