Contradictions do not exist

As we get older, we become more honest and don’t have the patience for pointless drama……….

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

A Carrot.

Only the dead have seen the end of war. Plato