People are like dice.

When I fill out a form and come to the section “Who should be contacted in the event of an emergency?” I generally put “Doctor”

“If everything is under control, you are going too slow.” – Mario Andretti (1940-)

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”