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“Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Stephen Wright

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is “uncopyrightable”.