Why is England so much fun?

“The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.” Tacitus.
“There is no one way to anything.” Chinua Acebe
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”