What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

Blue paint.

“My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.”   Ashleigh Brilliant  (1933 -)

Whenever you think that you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. Ayn Rand (1905-1982)

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a “Friday the 13th.”