What’s blue and smells like red paint?

As we get older, we become more honest and don’t have the patience for pointless drama……….

Only the dead have seen the end of war. Plato

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Stephen Wright

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a “Friday the 13th.”

When I fill out a form and come to the section “Who should be contacted in the event of an emergency?” I generally put “Doctor”