Quote by Hitchens

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Stephen Wright

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

“Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.