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“Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

“The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.” Tacitus.