Proofreading for spelling mistakes

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

“My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.”   Ashleigh Brilliant  (1933 -)

“I like to play poker with politicians. They’re easy to beat. Sometimes in poker it’s smarter to lose with a winning hand so that you can win later with a losing hand. Politicians can’t accept that.” Havana (1990)

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Stephen Wright