Lawyers………..

“My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.”   Ashleigh Brilliant  (1933 -)

When I fill out a form and come to the section “Who should be contacted in the event of an emergency?” I generally put “Doctor”

“Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. Oscar Wilde.

“I like to play poker with politicians. They’re easy to beat. Sometimes in poker it’s smarter to lose with a winning hand so that you can win later with a losing hand. Politicians can’t accept that.” Havana (1990)