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Life is much shorter than I imagined it to be Abraham Cahan

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”